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christhom... christhom...
 
M$5 December 20, 2008 04:07 AM

What will Jason Calacanis be on Valleywag for next?

Come on, he's on Valleywag every couple of days: http://valleywag.com/tag/jason-calacanis/

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jeffs jeffs
 
 December 20, 2008 05:30 AM
Jason will make Valleywag for his less than stellar Audible narration of John C. Dvorak's forthcoming book, "The Best of Dvorak: Columns I've Pulled From My Own Ass". The narration will be so bad Audible will end up pulling advertising from TWiT forcing the podcast regulars to get real jobs. This leaves a huge gap in the day to day lives of the TWiT Army. The gap is quickly filled by people returning to productive lives. The sudden spike in office productivity kickstarts the US economy. Internet visionary Robert Scoble picks up on the phenomenon and blogs it giving all credit for rescuing the dollar to Calacanis. In response, Valleywag permanently changes their home page to read 404.
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nadiraziz nadiraziz
 
December 20, 2008 04:14 AM
To make more money outta dumbsters like us ;)

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univrsltra... univrsltra...
 
December 20, 2008 04:15 AM
Basically, whatever he does next. They just blow everything out of proportion. Or so I'm told... I've never actually read it.

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richardca richardca
 
December 20, 2008 04:30 AM
Probably the next time Jason Calacanis eats somewhere more expensive than McDonalds. Owen Thomas seems to hate his guts for some reason.

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jasoncalac... jasoncalac...
 
December 20, 2008 05:18 AM
Probably for sneezing! Those guys are obsessed with me... all I want to do is focus on my product and building my team and company and slam everything I do with incorrect facts. The last story had like ten incorrect facts... out of ten!

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lynemma lynemma
 
December 20, 2008 05:48 AM
Wow... the folks on Valleywag are mean! Mahalo, though apparently censored, seems pretty kind.

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bugsy bugsy
 
December 20, 2008 08:49 AM
For trying to replicate the "bush shoe" stunt on mr Dvorak.

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gamemaster... gamemaster...
 
December 21, 2008 01:09 AM
Obviously he'll be on there after he buys out Gawker media and shuts down Valleywag. ;P

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