Even my Vet had not heard of a cat doing this. My cat would run towards me from the other side of the room at full tilt. As he would near me he would jump into the air and land all four paws on my thigh. He would bounce off my leg and run back in the same direction he would come from. He would spin around and run at me again repeating this maneuver until there wasn't any room left for him to charge towards me. Funny Cat.
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Ivy Cat: Meowww, this is interesting frame! Let me read what's the meaning of love? "LOVE is patient, love is kind. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." (First Corinthians 13) Meowww, I learned to be patient today and eat food when it's given but I'm always affectionate cat and remain to be that way!
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My cat like any many other cats loves playing with string. So one day we were playing like normal. Then at one one moment I dangled the string overhead and she jumped which resulted in a backflip where she landed flat on her back with a dull thud! Didn't even right herself when falling. She got back up with a stunned look like "how did that even happen" then promptly ran off in embarrisment.

My uncle told me a good story of his. One day he was on a long drive with his cat in the passenger seat in a carrier. His cat was fussing and fussing, clearly tired of things. Then he noticed some objects flying out of the carrier. He was surprised to find his cat was flinging its poop straight out of the carrier with its paws.
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Having been a mommy to numerous cats over the years, there's so many funny stories I can recount.

We used to have a cat, Squeekes, who's favourite spot to sleep was on top of any door that was ajar. I mean, she would balance herself on top of a door and just pass out. More often than not, you would walk into (or out of) a room and forget she was up there. Yes, I've had a sleep dazed cat land on my head a number of times.

We also used to have a cat called Baal who once sneaked into the kitchen while my husband was cooking and stole a raw steak from the counter. My husband chased that cat around for about 10 mins. When he finally caught up with him, the cat decided to cat growl and try to play "tug of war" with my husband and the steak!

One of the most disgusting things I have ever had happen with cats was actually the first time my parents let me stay home alone while they went on vacation. One of the cats, I think it was the big old tabby caled Jesse, brought a headless bird into the house and left it in the passageway. I had to call a neighbour to come and get it out because I was getting pretty sick at the sight.
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My cat likes to bite me. No other person - just me. He'll walk behind me nipping at me through the whole house. If I yell at him, he'll stop until I turn around and then he'll bite me again.

I've seen him do it to dogs too (he's a 25lb cat - most of the dogs are scared of him) but he lets my little boy tackle him with out even a nip. Good cat.
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When my cat was a "teenager" she was ALWAYS hungry and always wanted people food...
It was a gorgeous fall evening and I had cooked a GIANT ribeye steak on the grill, baked potato, Texas Toast, yummy salad, the whole 9 yards.

I had JUST put everything on my plate, turned the game on and was about to feast when the phone rang (I had a land line at the time which was located in the living room). I got up, answered and chatted with my buddy for a few seconds, but was anxious to begin eating my awesome meal, so I quickly said goodby and hung up the phone. The entire convo lasted MAYBE 30 seconds, a minute at the most.

I came back only to discover my entire steak magically gone without a trace. G O N E!!!
I looked everywhere, under every chair, under every bed, in every room in all the closets and cabinets - no steak.... and mysteriously, no cat. SURELY she couldn't have taken it - it was easily at least as big as she was! (Well, okay - maybe like 3/4's her size!)

Needless to say I was hot.
About two hours later, Scully came waddling down the hall, tummy all huge and fat and looking very satisfied.

I never found the steak. I also ordered Chinese that night...
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The funniest thing my cat ever did was fart. Of course I've covered this with my other pets, but there is something hilarious about pets farting.
Since I didn't have a video camera ready when my kitty farted, I'll put what I consider to be second best from youtube. Enjoy.
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Mine picks up girls on his own!
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