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The following page contains quotes from the popular Will Ferrell comedy, The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Written by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay the movie is well known for some of its classic lines.
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Fast Facts
- Starring: Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Steve Carell, Fred Willard, and Vince Vaughn
- Director: Adam McKay
- Producer: Judd Apatow
- Release date: July 9, 2004
- MPAA rating: PG-13
- Run time: 94 minutes
- Budget: $26 million
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Notable Quotes:
"Milk was a bad choice.""I'm in a glass cage of emotion!"
"God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with...Indian food. Oh, excuse me."
"Stay classy San Diego"
"Son of a bee-sting!"
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina"
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Anchorman Quotes
- Source: IMDb - Anchorman Memorable quotes
- Ron Burgandy: It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice.
- Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
- Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
- Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
- Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
- Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
- Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a triton?
- Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a triton.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
- Ron Burgandy: I'm in a glass cage of emotion!
- Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet]
- Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
- Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
- Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
- Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
- Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
- Brian Fantana: Yep.
- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
- Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
- Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
- Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
- Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
- Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
- Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
- News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
- Ron Burgandy: By the Beard of Zeus!
- Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
- Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
- Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
- Ron Burgundy: Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe!
- Public TV News Anchor: Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials; no mercy.
- Ron Burgundy: Sweet Lincoln's mullet!
- Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
- Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
- Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee-sting!

