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- Starring: Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Steve Carell, Fred Willard, and Vince Vaughn
- Director: Adam McKay
- Producer: Judd Apatow
- Release date: July 9, 2004
- MPAA rating: PG-13
- Run time: 94 minutes
- Budget: $26 million
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The following page contains quotes from the popular Will Ferrell comedy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Written by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay the movie is well known for some of its classic lines.
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Notable Quotes:
"Milk was a bad choice.""I'm in a glass cage of emotion!"
"God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with...Indian food. Oh, excuse me."
"Stay classy San Diego"
"Son of a bee-sting!"
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina"
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Anchorman Quotes Questions
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Anchorman Quotes
- Source: IMDb - Anchorman Memorable quotes
- Ron Burgandy: It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice.
- Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
- Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
- Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
- Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
- Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
- Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a triton?
- Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a triton.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
- Ron Burgandy: I'm in a glass cage of emotion!
- Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet]
- Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
- Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
- Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
- Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
- Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
- Brian Fantana: Yep.
- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
- Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
- Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
- Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
- Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
- Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
- Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
- News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
- Ron Burgandy: By the Beard of Zeus!
- Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
- Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
- Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
- Ron Burgundy: Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe!
- Public TV News Anchor: Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials; no mercy.
- Ron Burgundy: Sweet Lincoln's mullet!
- Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
- Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
- Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee-sting!
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