According to Jim is a sitcom about a man and his extended family in suburban Chicago, Illinois.

The show had been a steady performer for ABC. Though initially left out of their proposed lineup for Fall 2007, the show was picked up for a seventh season. As of May 2008 ABC has officially picked up the show for an eighth season, but will be moving it to Monday evenings (time TBD).

1. "Everyone, circumcise your watches!" -Jim
2. "You're cake angry. You didn't sound cake angry on the phone." -Dana
3. "He's brilliant. He's pretending to be a moron to cover up being a jackass." -Cheryl
4. "That's the great thing about you, honey... you remember every freakin' thing I say." -Jim