The Office Quotes
This page contains quotes from the American television show, The Office. The Office, which is based on a British show of the same name by Ricky Gervais, stars Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer. The show is about a paper company named Dunder Mifflin and one of its branches in Scranton, PA that is run by an incompetent boss named Michael Scott.
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Fast Facts
- Network: NBC
- New episodes air Thursdays at 9:00 PM ET
- Starring: Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer and B.J. Novak
- First Aired: March 24, 2005
- Tag line: "A comedy for anyone whose boss is an idiot."
- Producer Greg Daniels has written for The Simpsons, Saturday Night Live and King of the Hill
Quotes
- Jim: "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
- Michael: "That's what she said."
- Dwight: "You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!"
- Michael: "Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.'"
- Dwight: "What's the ratio of Schrute Bucks to Stanley Nickels?"
- Stanley: "The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."
- Jim: "I miss Dwight. Congratulations Universe, you win."
- Michael: "I hate so much about the things you choose to be."
- Jim: "Lord, Beer me strength"
- Dwight: "The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies."
- Dwight: "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing."
- Creed: "I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. Would be no way of knowing."
- Andy: "Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom."
- Kevin: "It's like eating a hot circle of garbage."
- Creed: "I’m a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women’s room for number two. I’ve been caught several times, and I have paid dearly."
- Pam: "I think we broke his brain."
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