The King of Town

Member Note: The King of Town is a character in Homestar Runner cartoons. He is the ruler of Free Town, USA. It is not known whether The King of Town's title is an official one, or self-proclaimed. The King of Town is best known for two things: his appetite for eating just about anything, and his severe health problem, most likely caused by his eating habits. In fact, it is not out of the ordinary for The King of Town to suffer several heart attacks after eating.

Fast Facts:

1. Nickname: the "KOT"
2. Age: mid 60's
3. Favorite Foods: Anything with "butter" in the name, army style mayo, cardboard boxes covered in syrup, cotton balls, deodorant, gravied yams, ham, fifty frickin' buffalo wings
4. Employs The Poopsmith for undisclosed reasons