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Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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    • Gibbs: "The secret of a good bluff is not to bluff."
    • Gibbs: "Got your 911, Abs. What's up?"
    • Abby Sciuto: "Ready to have your world rocked again?"
    • Gibbs: "I'm barely over the first time."
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    • "Don't apologize. It's a sign of weakness."
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    • "You two finished playing grabassey or do I need to transfer McGee to a weather station in Antarctica?"

Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard

    • (To a body that's been blown up) "I do apologize, usually one scraping is sufficient. But you my friend are oh, so crispy."
    • "Reminds me of this one time..."
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    • Good lord Gibbs, I just met the deceased.

Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo

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    • Agent Caitlin Todd: How did you get into NCIS?
    • Tony: I smiled?
    • Kate: "Tony, how long have you been in here?"
    • Tony: Long enough to know you can't sing... and haven't shaved your legs in a week. Outrageous.
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    • "George Clooney could not get laid in this place!"
    • "Probie!"
    • "On it, Boss!"
    • "He's standing behind me isn't he?"
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    • The best IT guy in our office is 22, Harvard. When he gets stuck, he calls his 14 year old nephew.
    • "Does your calling plan include the afterlife?"

Abigail "Abby" Sciuto

    • Abby Sciuto: "Oh, that's kind of a gray area."
    • Gibbs: "How gray?"
    • Abby Sciuto: "Charcoal."
    • "You can't rush science, Gibbs! You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it."
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    • "That's what i love about ya Gibbs, always one finger ahead."
    • "I love it when you talk Geek."
    • "McGee, never forget, I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence."
    • "Come on McGee. Do it for me please, I’ll show you my new tat."
    • "What? I talk to myself, got a problem with that?"
    • "Correct as always my silver haired fox... I mean Gibbs... sir... boss... "
    • "I love it when you're rough McGee."
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    • "You may be smart, but my geek carries a gun!"
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    • "My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush."

Caitlin "Kate" Todd

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    • Gibbs- "Rule number three; Don't believe what you're told. Always double check."
    • Kate- "Should I write these on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?"
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    • "Like some species of frogs. I grow what i need."
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    • "Damnit, Tony. I should just take you home and get you into bed. . . Okay, that didn't come out like it was supposed to."


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    • DiNozzo your mind goes from X to XXX.

Timothy "Tim" McGee

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    • "God only knows what Ziva did in Mossad."

Ziva David

    • "McGee you look like you've seen a goat."
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    • (To Tony) "I Will kill you eighteen different ways with this paper clip."
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    • Abby: I was just about to call Tony and McGee. I think they were having sex.
    • Ziva: Tony and McGee?
    • "Lions and spiders and bears, oh my!"
    • Tony: "We [most NCIS agents] never let other people know what we're thinking."
    • Ziva: "Right now you're thinking of doing page 57 with me."

Jenny Shepard

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    • "We have let a robot killer humvee loose on the streets of Washington!"
    • Jenny: "Hello, Cynthia. Hello? Cynthia?"
    • Gibbs: "Nooo."
    • Jenny: "Jethro. I should have recognized the heavy breathing."


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