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Quotes by Mark Twain

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• "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

• "The report of my death was an exaggeration."

• "Heaven for climate, Hell for companionship."

• "Golf is a good walk spoiled."

• "Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."

• "Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest."

• "To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology."

• "Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself."

• "I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet."

• "A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother."

• "Classic--a book which people praise and don't read."

• "The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right--as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?"

• "A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother."

• "The funniest things are the forbidden."

• "Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any."

• "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is really a large matter — it's the difference between a lightning bug and the lightning."

• "A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape."

• "[A] classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

Mark Twain Quotes Videos

• MySpace.TV: Mark Twain: First God Made Idiots (Time 11:05)
• Google Video: Mark Twain Talks (Time 03:23)
• YouTube: Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain (Time 01:23)
• YouTube: Hal Holbrook's Mark Twain on The Tonight Show (Time 02:02)

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