LOLCat Bible

The LOLCat Bible is an ongoing project to translate the The Bible into the online slang, Lolspeak.

Fast Facts:

1. Created by Martin Grondin
2. Started in July, 2007
3. Uses MediaWiki software
4. As of March, 2008, approximately 60% of the translation is finished

Excerpts: From The LOLCat Bible:

• 1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. 2. Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz. 3. At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. 4. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. 5. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!

Original text, from the New King James Version:

• 1. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2. The earth was without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. 3. Then God said, “Let there be light”; and there was light. 4. And God saw the light, that it was good; and God divided the light from the darkness. 5. God called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. So the evening and the morning were the first day.

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