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Gossip Girl (Kristen Bell)

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    • "Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic."
    • "And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell."
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    • "Spotted -- Lonely Boy's rude awakening. Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it."
    • "Spotted -- Big Brother to the not quite rescue. Too bad no one told him, you can't save the damsel if she loves her distress."
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    • "So what will it be Nate? Blair Waldorf's hand or your fathers head?"

Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively)

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    • "Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend. And she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be."
    • "You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it."
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    • "So you are actually hiding (Eric). He tries to take his own life and you're worried it's going to cost you 'Mom of the Year'."

Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick)

    • "Serena looked effin' hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated."
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    • "You guys have been dating since Kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal?"
    • "I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors."
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    • "Are you ready for your present? [Blair grabs his hair and puts his head over the railing] Ow! If you wanted to play rough, all you had to do was ask."

Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester)

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    • "So my dad left her for another man- she lost fifteen pounds and got an eyelift. It's been good for her. "
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    • "You missed some classical Eleanor Waldorf's meltdowns. If it wasn't such a tragedy, it would've been funny. (smiles) Actually kind of was."
    • "When you get a boyfriend, you become the best friend and the best friend becomes the second best friend. That's just how it has to be, if it's ever going to work."
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    • "Thanks to the Ostroff Treatment Center, one of our students has gotten clean and sober...for now."
    • "Okay! So I have a problem. I have a biiiiig problem! Starts with a capital Rx (laughs)...Caffeine. Nicotine. Ketamine, GHB, PCP, LSD dri-Diazopam, Lorazapam...All the ‘pams’ really. You know, I don’t discriminate."

Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley)

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    • "Yeah, Rolling Stone named them one of the Top 10 Forgotten Bands of the '90s."

Other Characters

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    • Rufus Humphrey (Matthew Settle): "Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape."
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    • Lillian van der Woodsen (Kelly Rutherford): "Well, this party would've been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return, but I guess I'll just... keep the dress for myself."
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    • Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen): "You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss on the Lips', who said this family wasn't cool?"

Dialogue

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    • Serena van der Woodsen: "You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?"
    • Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley): "No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out."
    • Serena van der Woodsen: "You just love it when a girl talks to you."
    • Chuck Bass: "Actually I prefer them when they're not talking."
    • Serena van der Woodsen: "I've missed your witty banter."
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    • Dan Humphrey: "You really wanna go out with some guy you don't know?"
    • Serena van der Woodsen: "Well you can't be any worse than the guys I do know."
    • Isabel Coates (Nicole Fiscella): "Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central!"
    • Chuck Bass: "Good. Things are getting a little DULL around here."
    • Serena van der Woodsen: "So, when's the party?"
    • Blair Waldorf : "Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites."
    • Chuck Bass: "I love it when you talk dirty."
    • Serena van der Woodsen: "You just love it when a girl talks to you."

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