Elaine Benes Top Quotes

  • Wikiquote: Seinfeld
    • David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?
    • He's a bad breaker-upper.
    • Elaine: I've "yada yadaed" sex.
    • Jerry: You?
    • Elaine: I met a lawyer once; he took me out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque. We went back to his apartment and "yada yada" I never heard from him again.
    • Jerry: But you "yada yadaed" over the best part!
    • Elaine: Oh I mentioned the bisque...
    • George: You faked?
    • Elaine: On occasion.
    • Jerry: And the guy never knows?
    • Elaine: No.
    • Jerry: How can he not know that?
    • Elaine: Because I was gooood.
    • Jerry: I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
    • Elaine: You didn't know
    • Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting... the moaning, the screaming?
    • Elaine: {smiles} Fake, fake...fake, fake!
    • I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge worthy.
    • George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
    • Elaine: You mean like laundry?
    • Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
    • Elaine: It shrinks?!
    • Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
    • Elaine: Why does it shrink?
    • George: It just does.
    • Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
    • You want a Christmas card!? Here's your Christmas card!
    • Elaine: Mr. Peterman, you speak Burmese?
    • J. Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish.
    • (Describing Jerry) Well, his life revolves around Superman and cereal.
    • (Toasting) Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to Hell.
  • IMDb: Elaine Benes Quotes  WARNING: Pop-ups
    • Elaine Benes: Oh well nothing wrong with that. Gotta make those big bucks.... money money money money money money money... ha ha ha ha ah... are you a communist?
    • Ned: Yes, as a matter of fact I am.
    • George Costanza: Good afternoon. One large crab bisque to go.
    • [gets his soup and looks inside]
    • George Costanza: Bread. Beautiful.
    • Soup Nazi: You're pushing your luck little man.
    • George Costanza: Sorry. Thank you.
    • [leaves]
    • Elaine Benes: Hi there. Um, uh -
    • [drumming on countertop]
    • Elaine Benes: Oh! Oh! Oh! One mulligatawny and, um... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?
    • Soup Nazi: Yes.
    • Elaine Benes: Never been a big fan.
    • [coughing]
    • Elaine Benes: Um... you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A **Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!
    • Soup Nazi: Very good. Very good.
    • Elaine Benes: Well, I -
    • Soup Nazi: You know something?
    • Elaine Benes: Hmmm?
    • Soup Nazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU!
    • Elaine Benes: What?
    • Soup Nazi: COME BACK ONE YEAR! NEXT!
    • Elaine Benes: You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for *you*.
    • Cosmo Kramer: Hey
    • George Costanza: You fixed me up with a bald woman!
    • Cosmo Kramer: [flinches]
    • Cosmo Kramer: Bald?
    • George Costanza: Yeah, that's right
    • Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald!
    • George Costanza: So?
    • Elaine: [puts her hands up to her mouth] You're bald!
    • You know, it's not fair that people are selected first come, first served. It should be based on who's hungriest!
    • Maybe the dingo ate your baby
    • Elaine: We gotta see the new baby anyway, at least we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons out of it.
    • Jerry: Didn't they just have a baby?
    • Elaine: That was two years ago, remember? 'Jeh-Ree, you gotta see the Bay-Bee! You gotta see the Bay-Bee!'
    • Jerry: Is it possible they're just having babies to get people to visit them?
    • Elaine: Can you spare a square?
    • Woman in stall: No I can't.
    • Elaine: You can't spare one square?
    • Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
    • Jerry: Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to, we have to.

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