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CSI: Miami Top Quotes
Horatio Caine
- Crimelab.nl: Horatio Caine Quotes
- "I think we're going to need a bigger body bag."
- "If anybody can find one, it's you, Alexx."
- "What do we have here, stolen uniforms? 'Sir golf-a-lot.' You on to your next victim, Stewart?"
- "That's not mine."
- "Really? Whose is it, mine?"
- "You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own."
- IMDb: Horatio Caine Quotes
- "He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet. "
- "In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.
- "You're saying she married for love?
- CBS.com: Horatio Caine Quotes
- "Looks like the wave isn't the only thing about to hit Miami."
- "Let's go talk to the Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler."
Calleigh Duquesne
- Crimelab.nl: Calleigh Duquesne Quotes
- "A little cafe cubano. Put some hair on your chest."
- "Don't you just say the sweetest things."
- "So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?
- "Hot flashes. But that's just me."
- "You know, it's bad enough when you're in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it's even worse when grandma's kiss links you to the scene."
- CBS.com: Calleigh Duquesne Quotes
- "There are two ways this goes down, either way you're dropping the gun."
- (IAB:"you told us your name was Calleigh Duquesne, is that correct?") Calleigh:*cheerfully* Yes that's correct....oh!! or lamb-chop! But only my dad seems to call me that now."
- "You may be a lawyer but I'm a C.S.I., a damn good one."
Eric Delko Quotes
- IMDb: Eric Delko Quotes
- "It looks like he fell into a blender!"
- "Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane."
- "Lovely. I just got a look at that tiger shark in the cooler. Liberal eaters, like Speedle. They'll eat anything as long as it's alive."
- "The girl I'm seeing... I'm glad she doesn't have a polygraph."
- Crimelab.nl: Eric Delko Quotes
- " "I have a murder weapon of a different sort."
- "Yeah, he had gas. Gasoline to be more precise. All the way down to his stomach lining."
- "Wife's ready to make a deal. She's very opposed to the death penalty especially when it's applied to her."
Ryan Wolfe Quotes
- CBS.com: Ryan Wolfe Quotes
- "Just for the record, I didn't co-operate."
- "Haven't you ever pushed aside a dinner plate to get some?"
- "I have a keen grasp of the obvious"
- "that must have been one kinky party!"
- IMDb: Ryan Wolfe Quotes
- [about the tsunami heading for Miami] This is gonna be a monster.
- "That's why I got the brass pass!"
- "It's not me... it's my uncle."
Dr. Alexx Woods Quotes
- IMDb: Dr. Alexx Woods Quotes
- "Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger."
- "When the IV fails, they have to give it directly to the heart. You know, Uma Thurman, Pulp Fiction."
- "Not unless they each crashed into a bullet."
- Crimelab.nl: Alexx Woods Quotes
- "What I'm saying is, I'm not an anthropologist. Could be a big woman or a small man."
- "Looks like she ate about four carats for her last supper."
- "I think I just set some kind of postmortem speed record."
Detective Frank Tripp Quotes
- IMDb: Frank Tripp Quotes
- "I've gotta' admit... divorce sucks!"
- "So, what were the Mala Noche packin' up in here? Brand new putters and they're heavy!"
- "Victims, yeah me!"
- Crimelab.nl: Frank Tripp Quotes
- "Everybody take their left hand and stick it out, please. Left hands... Your other left hand, scruffy."
- "Are you stuck on stupid?"
- "No need now. The verdict is in."
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