Big Brother 9 Spoilers Week 8

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Big Brother 9 Spoilers Week 8

April 2 Spoilers

• • It's 4am in the morning, and James is up dancing in the kitchen.

• • James first eats his slop, plays chess with himself, drinks some coffee, plays the card game war against himself, washes his freshly dyed hair, gives a thumbs up to the camera, brushes his teeth and gags, stares at the memory wall, and goes back to bed about 7am this morning.

• • Everyone is getting up, and James tells Josh that he doesn't know what to do with himself anymore. Everyone is talking showers, and the most exciting thing is watching James run back and forth to the bathroom. (He drank coffee all night after drinking a whole jar of salsa yesterday..lol) James and Sharon are trying to teach Shelia how to play cards.

• • Everyone is locked up in the Hoh room. Ryan's all amped up from drinking too much coffee, and is bugging Shelia as she's playing cards. Josh is sleeping. James makes fun of the bags under Ryan's eyes, and Shelia says that he needs Preparation H for them, and Natalie pipes in with "isn't that butt cream?" Later, Natalie starts packing up her stuff to get ready for moving back downstairs, and is commenting on how much she's going to miss her puppy.

• • Lockdown over, Josh and Shelia are helping Natalie carry down her stuff. It's Bible reading time. Natalie is praying that the questions are really easy so Shelia or Ryan can answer them.

• • James told Adam that his name is James, not Jimmy.

• • James is standing in front of the bathroom door so Natalie can't get out, she hollers to him that she's got a filing cabinet in her brain and she'll remember all of this.

• • Feeds are down, and will probably stay down until after the live show. Be sure to at 8EST, 7CST for a live re-cap! Who will be evicted? Josh or Sharon? Who will win Hoh? Stay tuned!

April 2 Live Show Recap

• • Recaps of food competition, PoV competition, PoV ceremony.

• • Welcome to day 56 of big brother! It's been the week of the underdog, as James realized he had no one in the house to compete with. James was public enemy number 1, but won the third veto in a row. He decided to go on the offensive, and tried to turn the house in his favor, we'll find out if it worked. But first, there are tears, then there are crocodile tears.

• • As James takes himself off the block, Natalie nominates Sharon, and in the Diary Room, Sharon says she knows that Josh will go home this week. But Josh says that he has the votes he needs with Ryan and James, and that Natalie will break the tie in his favor. But she's hoping that he can get all the votes he needs.

• • She doesn't want to be the executioner, she tells Josh in the Hoh room. Josh is worried she'll break her word.

• • Josh is trying to win safety, and Josh wants to show Adam that he's weak, and that he's not a contender. They show the clip of Josh crying over pizza and being isolated, and Adam consoling him. (Josh says that crying on cue is easy for me, and he should be a soap actor.)

• • James and Josh are in the hot tub talking to Natalie, and Natalie is saying that she wants to keep Josh, but she's scared that James and Josh will come back to get her. James says that he doesn't owe anyone anything, and Natalie agrees.

• • Up in Hoh, Natalie tells Sharon that Josh is trying to make a deal with her to keep him in the house. Natalie tells Sharon that wants to keep her, as long as she won't nominate her next week if she wins Hoh. Natalie wants Sharon to tell Shelia, and Sharon fills Shelia in. Natalie thinks they will all stick together, and Natalie says bottom line to get Josh out. Sharon says that she's not going to go down there to start anything, and Natalie wants girl power to rule.

• • Ryan is headed up to Hoh, and Natalie tells him that Josh is going to tell them anything she wants to hear, but Ryan thinks that Sharon will go after him if she wins Hoh. She's worried about how James will handle it if Josh is evicted, and Ryan says that Sharon worries him.

• • Natalie tells Sharon that Ryan doesn't know if he can trust Sharon, and Sharon tells Ryan that she's never been gunning for him, and Josh and James are gunning for him. That if she leaved, the rest of the house is f*&cked. She tells Ryan privately that she will have his back, and Ryan thinks that she may be trustworthy, and tells Sharon that whatever she hears, not to worry about it.

• • Natalie is up talking to Ryan about evicted Sharon, that if they keep Josh they are D U N. Ryan joins them, and tells them that if they are going to evict Josh, to let him think he's safe this week.

• • James tells Josh in the hot tub that Natalie will keep him, and Josh feels bad, but Sharon needs to go. Josh is tired of babysitting her, and James says that Sharon is going to be blindsided - Josh doesn't seem to care.

• • Up next? What does Josh's mother think of his behavior.

• • Diary Room Thoughts: (Not official votes)
  • Shelia: She wants Sharon to bond with her, she's extremely loyal, and at the end of the game, that's what you need. Believes that Sharon has taken Josh far enough in the game, and now he's throwing her under the bus.
  • Ryan: Needs Sharon to stay in the house, that she's a trustworthy person and hasn't done anything wrong.

• • It's time to go to the living room! (big huge scream from HG's). Julie tells Shelia that earlier this week, James really went off on her accusing her of being two faced, but then in the veto meeting, he gave her some words of encouragement, what are your thoughts about James now? She answer that he is highly intelligent, he plays a smart game, and it was some really good advice. Julie asks James what make you take that opportunity to say those things to Shelia? James responds that when Shelia pumped him up before the PoV, that it meant a lot to me. When he found that she wasn't true about it, he wanted Shelia to know that he was true when he said that he wanted her to succeed in this game. Julie says Adam, and he interrupts with "what do you want from me now", Julie asks him "do you not want me to ask anything". Why do you think there is so much emotion around you? What do you do to stay calm? Adams answers that he doesn't stay all that calm, and he gets a little teary eyed too. He says he has a level head, and tries to make sure everyone is happy around him. Julie addresses Josh, who comments that she hasn't spoken to him all year, she tells him not to take it personally. She asks what kind of struggles are you finding yourself in being up against your best friend? He replies that it's really hard to campaign against her, as they have been there from the beginning, and he doesn't want to take her down. Sharon says that she knows she loves him, and they'll remain best friends outside the house, it doesn't change anything.

• • What does Josh's mother think when she watches him go off? Josh's mother Darlene speaks. Josh is Josh, he's always been the life of the party, making everyone laugh. I have never seen the outbursts that Josh is doing now, and that her boy doesn't act like that. She's scared, as she doesn't know what's going to happen yet. Darlene never heard Josh use language like that. (In reference to the Amanda horse face argument.) "Sometimes when I'm watching him, I want to wring his neck." What he comes out with is embarrassing, and when she sees this monster she wants to know where it's coming from. She keeps telling herself that that is his strategy. He was very sweet and loving growing up, youth president of the church, had girlfriends all through school, even attending prom with his girlfriend. Darlene says that "we didn't care" when Josh told the family he was gay. He knows, no matter what he does, his family will love and support him.

• • Diary Room Thoughts: (Not official votes)
  • Adam: If Sharon stays in the house, she'll turn the girls against the guys, and he can't let that happen. He also wants Josh to leave because Josh dug his own grave when he pissed off a lot of the girls, and he can't trust Josh's word, something is fishy with that dude.
  • James wants Josh to stay because Josh is is last friend to stay in the house.

• • Natalie is up in the diary room for a private one on one with Julie. Julie asks Natalie what are you thinking about when you keep staring at Matt's picture? Natalie responds that she's thinking about all the good times we had, and how fast this has gone by, she misses his presence and his energy. Julie says last week Chelsia joined Matt, and wants to know how Natalie feels Matt felt when Chelsia walked in? Natalie thinks he was ecstatic because Chelsia is one of the people who promised Matt a vote (and didn't go through with it.) Natalie says that Matt's not her boyfriend, and that Chelsia would probably do something to spite her, and now that Matt is gone, Ryan is her closest ally. She feels blessed that she was told in the letter from her father that she brought her family back together.

• • Josh and Sharon final speeches:
  • Sharon: I am thankful to be here, if it's my time to go, it's my time to go, an if not, I'll be happy to stay.
  • Josh: This is the most dysfunctional family on TV, but as much as I hate ya'll, I actually do care about you inside. I feel like we're all in an amusement park on this big roller coaster ride with twists, turns, highs lows, and all he's asking for is one more ride.

• • Live Voting:
  • Shelia: Votes to evict Josh
  • Ryan: Votes to evict Josh
  • Adam: Votes to evict Josh (looks upset)
  • James: Votes to evict Sharon

• • It's official, Josh is evicted.

• • Time to reveals the votes, By a vote of 3-1, Josh, you are evicted. He stands up and says, "If you can learn anything from me, you need to be true to yourself, I'm proud of being Joshua Micheal Welch, and I'm proud of who I have become, and I stand for what I believe in. If all of you would stand u for what you believe in, you'll go way far in this game, and in life. That's all I can ask, is to just be true to yourself, that's all that's going to get you anywhere in this world. (Shelia is crying, and Josh too.) Doesn't want hugs from anyone from Sharon and James. Sharon is in absolute tears, but Josh leaves smiling.

• • Sharon is still crying, and is hugging everyone telling them that it's OK, and thank you for keeping me.

• • Julie asked Josh where did that speech come from, he replied that he's a good person, and he did have a few blowups in the house. He broke down, said a few things he didn't mean, and he didn't want to go out with a bang like Chelsia. He says that they needed to kick him out, as he was a stronger competitor that Sharon. Julie says that Josh said mean things in the house, and Josh says that he's only mean when he's provoked. He thinks his mom is his best friend, and he's sure his mom wouldn't be proud of it. He apologizes to her, and tells his mom that it has nothing do to with her or the way she raised him. He says that he loves soap operas, and was hoping to break someone down so they would give him a sympathy vote.

• • Goodbye messages to Josh:
  • James said that he really did have Josh's back all week long, and that he's very sorry to see him go.
  • Ryan says that he worked to try to get Josh the votes as hard as he could, but you did too much damage in your past.
  • Natalie mumbles and says she still loves him. (Josh laughs.)
  • Sharon says that this is horrible, that she's helpless, know that I will be fighting in your honor.

• • Final thoughts from Josh, he wishes that he could have lasted longer in the game, but he'll vote for the person who fought hard and stayed true to themselves. That James and Sharon are the only ones with a backbone.

• • The power is up for grabs!

• • They standing side by side in a boat themed box, separated where they can't see each other. Natalie can't compete. It's counting! (Figures this would be the one Natalie isn't eligible for, as she counted everything!) "More...Or Less", she'll ask questions based on the number of items in the house, and they will answer with more, or less. Person with the most points after 7 questions wins.

• • Are there more or less than 25 table lamps in the house? The answer is less, Shelia got it wrong.

• • Are there more or less than 30 tree trunks in the diary room? The answer is less, Sharon and James got it right. There are 23.

• • Are there more or less than 75 pillows in the house? The answer is less, and Ryan and James got it wrong. There are 87.

• • Are there more or less than 37 total picture frames in the house? The answer is more, and they all got it wrong. There are 40.

• • Are there more or less than 19 total logs in the fireplace and woodrack? The answer is less, and everyone got it right. There are 16 logs.

• • Are there more or less than 107 2 way mirrors in the house and in the backyard. The correct answer is more, and Sharon is the only one who got it wrong. There are 119. James, Adam and Sharon are tied in first place with 4 correct.

• • Are there more or less than 115 pull out drawers in the house? The correct answer is more, and Shelia and Adam are the only ones who got it right. .

• Adam is the new Hoh.

• • James hugs Adam, and shakes his hand, but he looks worried. Everyone else seems happy, but they are not going over the top nuts this time.

• • Julie congratulates Adam, and Adam says if it happens it happens, it was a fair shot for everyone out there, and he's happy because he gets to talk to Julie again. Julie asked Shelia what she thought of Josh's exit speech, she thinks it was very very classy of Josh, and she's glad that he left with that attitude.

• • As they are talking and the end, Sharon is second guessing one of her answers talking with everyone but James, as he's in the bedroom rolling his eyes.

• • Still no hints at a double eviction! UGH!!!

Back in the house

• • James is telling Sharon to go talk to James to save her own ass. Sharon's mad because she messed up the mirror question, as she counted them, just had it backwards. She tells James that she hates everyone here, wants to die, and knows that he'll win PoV and she'll go home.

• • An hour later, Sharon is still rambling on about not winning this Hoh, as she knew that mirror question.

• • Shelia mentions to everyone that Dick didn't win anything last year, that his daughter did, his daughter won 7 PoV's, then says quickly "At least that's what I've heard." (And that's not true either, he won the croquet game..lol) James raised his eyebrows at the other houseguests and giggled quietly. (Shelia keeps saying that she's never watched previous seasons, then lets more and more spill out about quite a few different seasons.)

• • Natalie tells James the she still wants to work with him on the down low.

• • James goes out to the backyard and yells to no one "Will James pull through for another week on Big Brother 9?"

• • Shelia told Sharon that Josh's first partner Neil is his partner in real life, and they they have a child named Chase. Sharon's shocked, and doesn't understand why he wouldn't have told her. (Umm.. because it's not true..lol)

• • Natalie whispers to Adam that they have completed 1 of their 3 missions. Mission 1 - get Hoh, mission 2 - get James on slop, mission 3 - win PoV.

• • Shelia tells James that she's never going to lie to him again, and tells Sharon to keep her bags packed.

• • Adam, Ryan, and Natalie all think Sharon threw the competition and that she's playing both sides. She understood every other question, why would she not understand just one of them? They smells pizza in the storage room, and are begging Big Brother to unlock the door.

• • It's pizza and beer for dinner! James tells Shelia if it's Natalie and Adam as the last two, he will vote for Natalie. Shelia asks who he would vote for if it was her and Adam, and James tells her that he would vote for Shelia to win. He doesn't think Adam needs the money, he's worried about Adam's gambling, cocaine habits, and lifestyle, and doesn't want to give him $500,000 to blow.

• • Shelia tells everyone while they are eating that she will miss Josh's morning dance routines, that they played "It's Raining Men" just for him this morning. She also says that she lost 7 lbs this week on slop, and Ryan says he lost that too. Shelia responds that she'll gain it back this week, then Ryan says that he'll gain it all back tonight, he doesn't care.

• • Big Brother took Natalie's paints away, and they wouldn't let her send the birthday card to Matt.

• • Ryan asks Adam who he is going to put up against James, and Adam replies that he will nominate Shelia, that he wants to see her squirm for a week, then says he doesn't want to hear her whine all week, and will probably put up Sharon.

• • Shelia mentions that she's been dreaming of Evil Dick. (That's just funny typing that..lol) She's wondering if she's his type? Then decides that Dr. Will is more her type.

• • Adam got his Hoh basket - he got salami, socks, new pictures, and he complains that he doesn't wear socks, and that his mom knows that. He's reading his letter from home, and he's so excited I can't understand a word of it! Adam says that "they" said something about him picking his nose, and Ryan told him not to worry about it, he picks his nose too.

• • Sharon goes outside and tells Adam that James expects her to use the PoV on him if she wins it, and that James said that Adam needs to nominate Shelia (he never said either of those two things, they were quiet as she read the Bible in the room with James), and Adam tells her not to worry, she's safe. She keeps saying over and over again that James is freaking out.

• • Ryan is alone in the spa room laying down, holding his stomach. (He said earlier that he was gonna barf as he ate too much pizza.)

• • Big Brother took away the decks of cards.

• • Adam's CD is Bon Jovi's Crossroads. (Natalie's last week was Yellowcard).

• • Sharon and James are alone talking, James saying that he doesn't like they way he's being portrayed, the whole good vs evil thing, he says he's not evil, and can't believe he fell for a girl on television. They are both crying now, about how they miss everyone from home, Sharon even misses Jacob. James said "You can only be a badass for so long until you realize you need help. It's what I realized in this game" and tells her to talk to the Lord. She asks him if he ever did believe, and he says that he's fallen in and out of faith.

• • Natalie told Shelia that the boys switched her mattress, and Shelia confronts the boys, who laugh it off. Shelia is taking the cursed mattress, and the boys tell her that she'll go home if she does that, and she replied that she'll take her chances. (Every person who has slept in it has been voted off that same week.)

• • They boys cover the pool table and Adam says to the camera "good night America, done, off-duty, clock out."

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April 3 Spoilers

• • Ryan and Natalie are talking about their workout habits, Adam is eating two hot dogs.. Things are winding down.

• • Ryan, Adam, and Natalie all agree that Big Brother is favoring James in the competitions.

• • Natalie is talking to the pictures on the memory wall.

• • Everyone down for the night.

• • 9:00am and everyone is still sleeping! What do they think this is a sleeping show! Wake up and cause drama people!!

• • Shelia and Ryan are up making scrambled eggs, and are having a huge conversation about the best way to make them.

• • Going to be a competition today, and as always, they are hoping for a luxury competition and not a food one. Shelia is hollering because she can't decide what to wear.

• • Adam just picked his nose and ate it.

• • Shelia says that Alex made the best coffee, and Ryan told her yeah, there's a bit of him in every sip. He then jokes with her and says that Shelia would have made out with Alex, Shelia blushes a bit and says she would have, but she would become a lesbian before she ever slept with James. James replied that he's had to be really drunk to have sex with Shelia. Ryan tells Shelia that he dropped his mic in the toilet after it got stuck on his toe. (Shelia did that another day too.) Shelia thinks Alex was the hottest in the house, and Natalie disagrees and says Matt was.

• • Shelia mentions that her favorite competition so far has been the fondue one, James says, didn't you loose that one? She laughs and says that she's lost quite a few, "I am an old lady, you know?" James says "That's what you're going with, huh?" She answers, "Yes, because it works."

• • Looks like we're getting a feed from the food competition (not supposed to happen). They are filling up pots with gravy that is coming down some sort of huge slanted board, making trails of mashed potatoes for the gravy to run down. Theres a bunch of pots, pans, cup cake pans, bowls and more. Shelia is rooting everyone on. They are all out of breath and covered in mashed potatoes. Adam just cut his finger.

• • YouTube: Food Competition (Time: 2:11)
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• • They did not win soda or beer, but won outdoor toys, bread, pasta, fish, snacks, meat, and an outdoor grill.

• • James and Adam are talking, James is trying to work a deal for Adam not to put him up, and Adam is telling James that he's got to do what's best for him. That he won't put up Sharon, and that Adam needs to think about who will be in the sequester house voting for the winner.

• • YouTube: Adam and James Talking (Time: 9:11)
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• • Ryan comes into the Hoh and starts yelling at James, and Natalie joins in too.
  • YouTube: Things Get Heated in the Hoh Room! (Time: 6:58)
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• • James is freaking out, says he really likes Adam, and doesn't understand why Ryan hates him so much.
  • YouTube: James Totally Breaks Down (Time: 3:44)
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• • Adam just said that he's not going to put James on the block, but he can't use the PoV on Sharon if he wins it. Adam is crying too and says "f*&k them all, (and a few other choice words) if they want you out of the house they can do it." Adam says he's going to put up Shelia and Sharon. James and Adam hug and decide to take a nap, they are drained.
  • YouTube: The Deal (Time: 1:31)

• • Ryan is talking with Natalie, and called Adam spineless for not putting up James, and that he's not going to talk to Adam all week. (He'll change his mind when he needs a cigarette though, as Adam is the only one who has any left.) Natalie says that this will be the dumbest move in Big Brother history, and she's going to tell Adam not to talk to her. Ryan's making fun of James for crying.

• • They just got the grill and are very excited, but are wondering there the outdoor toys are.

• • James and Ryan are talking, Ryan tells James that he's just looking out for himself, and James says he understands, and that Ryan should think of this as a chance to trust James.

• • Ryan is lifting weights.

• • Feeds are down for the nomination ceremony.

• • Shelia and Sharon have been nominated for eviction. Ryan is mad, and James said if you don't like it, win the PoV and take one of them off.

• • In a different room, Adam said that if anyone took anyone off the block, James would go up.

• • Shelia is PISSED OFF! (ROFL!) Natalie is telling her to keep quiet, that Shelia doesn't need to blow this up. Shelia says that she's never forgive Adam, that he he would have known that she was going to be nominated she would have been kissing his butt for the past few days. They are worried James will use the PoV and Adams only other options would be to nominated Ryan or Natalie. (And Ryan and Sharon want to back door Natalie now..lol)

• • Adam doesn't want to talk about replacement nominations anymore, he'll think about it after the PoV competition. He's worried about it, and says that he knows he sucks at endurance.

• • Ryan tells Adam that he feels betrayed.

• • Natalie just put her knife next to Adam's throat and said "I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna hurt you."

• • Adam and Shelia talk, and Shelia says that she's not going to go off, it'll do no good, but she's mad, she wants to know how James got to be Superman.

• • YouTube: Adam and Shelia (Time: 9:57)

• • Ryan thinks that James conned Adam, Adam is now saying that the Diary Room staff conned him into keeping James, that it would be best for him to keep James! (They did this last year too, tried to influence who gets nominated.)
  • YouTube: Ryan and Adam Backyard Talk (Time: 2:50)

• • Sharon found a slug in the bathtub, and she won't let Ryan put salt on it to kill it, because it's her friend. Ryan asks "you're friends with a slug?" She starts talking to the slug.

• • James tells Sharon that he can't use the veto on her, and that he believes Natalie will vote Shelia out, and he will too.

• • Adam just came out of the Diary Room, and now he's happy with his decision not to nominate James, they are acting like best friends again.

• • Shelia and Natalie agree that Adam is an idiot.

• • Now Adam is back to the I was duped by the Diary Room" story. Natalie is mad because Big Brother is playing favorites.

• • Shelia just found wine in the storage room, and they are doing a toast to winning the PoV tomorrow.

• • Adam tells Natalie that if James uses the PoV he's going to put himself on the block, and will check the rule book to see if he can. (He can't, unless they changed the rules from last year.)

• • One by one, everyone is washing their face and brushing their teeth and going to bed. Adam stays up reading the Bible, sometimes out loud, stopping only long enough to dig in his nose.

April 4 Spoilers

• • It's PoV competition day! Who will win! Ok, everyone's still sleeping for now.

• • They are all getting up, Sharon is saying that she's sore from the competition yesterday. Ryan and Natalie are comparing their battle wounds.

• • Ryan won the PoV, he and Natalie are jumping up and down in the hall celebrating.

• • James says that he'll be glad to go "this way. There's a reason for everything, and I'm not mad." That he knows Shelia needs the money, just wants to see her work for it.

• • Everyone is blow-drying their hair or taking showers, PoV must have been a wet one.

• • Adam just yelled to everyone "I love you guys!"

• • James is lying down in bed, and when the camera zoomed in on him he cracked a huge smile and waved at the camera.

• • PoV had to do with the order of things that happened in the house. (Well how did they end up all wet!)

• • James is looking forward to spending some alone time with Chelsia. (For such a big day, there's not an awful lot of talk, the house is very calm as James knows he'll be put up and evicted an has accepted it, no one is rubbing it in his face yet, everyone's chillin!)

• • Natalie is talking to the memory wall pictures, and just called Chelsia a witch.

• • Sex talk with Ryan, James, Shelia, and Sharon.

• • Shelia admits that she was first attracted to Alex (she's said this quite a few times), but now admits at first sight that she liked Neil also.

• • James says that it bothers him when Natalie calls Chelsia names. Shelia told Adam that she doesn't hate men, she just hates Adam (they both laughed).)

• • Outside, James tells Shelia, Sharon, and Adam that if Jen was his girlfriend that he would dump her for calling him and his family a racist. Shelia says that Ryan doesn't approve of interracial relationships, and for that he's point blank a racist.

• • Shelia is telling James that she's concerned for him being so isolated, because how would she feel if it was her son that was isolated?

• • Sharon is telling them to be prepared for a double eviction next week, she has a hunch it may be soon.

• • Adam chipped a tooth while eating dinner.

• • The conversation has turned once again to whether or not Allison is a swinger, Shelia says no way, Adam says most definitely. Natalie says that being a stripper helped "blossom" her personality.

• • In a private conversation, Adam reassured Ryan that he will nominate James when Ryan uses the PoV.

• • Ryan is talking about putting the guinea pigs on the new grill, and wonders if PETA will come after him.

April 5 Spoilers

• • Everyone is getting ready for bed, Adam is reading the Bible and having coughing fits. He finally goes to sleep.

• • One by one they are getting up, Shelia is telling everyone that her dog was afraid to go to the vet, talk of weather in Southern California, just random chit chat.

• • Adam is making fun of Natalie, telling her that she's going to rent a UHaul and follow Matt, and she says that she would never do that, that she deserves better than him.

• • Natalie and Shelia are discussing their breast implants and how their nipples have been affected, and about botched surgery on other women. Shelia has had her implants for 10 years now, and wants to have a lift.

• • Shelia says that Alex is everything she wants in a man. Adam pipes in with "what if he's not good in bed", Shelia replies with "oh, he's good in bed, I guarantee it!"

• • Natalie says she's mad a Matt because of all the lies he's told her and about the margarita night when Matt and Chelsia got busy in the spa room when they thought no one was looking.

• • James is still sleeping.

• • Natalie tells Adam and Ryan that they sound gay for calling coffee "joe." Ryan says he wants to open up a coffee bar called "Bikini Joe's" and have Natalie come work for him. Natalie says that no one in the state of Oregon knows what "joe" is. Adam asks Big Brother to tell Natalie over the speaker system that coffee is "joe", and can't believe that Natalie sells coffee and doesn't know that. Natalie comes back with "drinking joe sounds like something sexual." Ryan says he loves slammin "joe".

• • Adam finishing vacuuming out the pool, and Natalie says that if he gets in that the pool will overflow, cause he's a beached whale. She's also complaining that they haven't received their outdoor toys they won in the food competition.

• • Shelia is taking a nap, but she's smiling while she's sleeping. Any bets on who she's dreaming about? Alex, Evil Dick or something else?

• • Shelia is up, and tells Ryan that he's restored her faith that there are still good men out there. (Well, maybe she was dreaming of Ryan??) She then goes on to say that she loves Richard Simmons because he's changed the whole freakin world, and she's had to battle her weight all her life. Natalie said that her mother taught her that overweight people worship thin people, and that they don't care about their bodies.

• • Natalie says that she won't talk to Matt in sequester because he's a sicko.

• • The outdoor stuff is here! They've got remote controlled trucks, huge golf clubs with tennis balls instead of golf balls, topic cards.

• • Adam already broke the remote control for the trucks. (He's amped up on too much coffee.) He then moves on the the golf clubs, and Shelia is making fun of him because he's using it like a baseball bat.

• • Ryan and Natalie are talking, and are surprised that James hasn't approached either of them to try and make a deal. Meanwhile, Sharon and James are talking about the same thing, but Sharon is trying to talk James into convincing Adam to put Natalie up, because Natalie is the only other big threat in the house. James tells Sharon that she needs to make new alliances now, because they all know that we (Sharon and James) are working together.

• • Ryan just found out the real reason James backdoored Matt after he promised he wouldn't - that Matt lied and said that he voted to bring James back in the house and that James found out about the lie.

• • Sharon just put a pizza in the oven, but she left the cardboard on it.

• • Adam just told Shelia that he's going to take Sharon down and leave Shelia up, then says, "what if I don't even put James up"? Then says he's teasing.

• • Ryan has hurt his neck somehow, (probably in the PoV competition) and is told by the BB doctors to have limited activity for the next 48 hours.

• • Right after Ryan got out of the shower, Adam pointed out a large red spot on Ryan's neck, and Ryan says there's where it hurts, and this has never happened before. Adam is making fun of Ryan, telling him that it's a cyst and that there are hairs growing out of it.

• • Shelia and Adam are arguing because Adam said that he heard that Chinese men have small penises. Shelia thinks it was racist. Natalie steps in and calms Shelia down.

• • Ryan was just given medication for his neck.

• • They've been playing the "opinion game" as a part of their winnings from the outdoor toys.

• • Shelia admitted that she did drugs when she was 14 years old, and James gave her a high 5.

• • Adam tells Shelia to make out with James, and Shelia says she will if Adam will make out with Natalie.

• • James and Shelia kissed.

• • Adam just poured himself a glass of wine, and Natalie took it from him. He got it back from her and spit in it so she wouldn't take it and drink it again, but she took it and drank it anyhow.

• • James and Natalie are now taking turns nibbling on each others ears.

• • Everyone is bored with the game, and James goes and lays down on the massage table and Sharon climbs on top and starts giving him a massage.

• • Ryan asks Shelia if she'll remember it if he pulls her off the block, and she says that if she wins Hoh she won't nominate him.

• • Natalie says that she's going to slap Matt when she sees him for all the lies he's told.

April 6 Spoilers

• • Sharon and James are discussing how they can go about getting Adam to replace either Shelia or Sharon with Natalie instead of James. Sharon pulls Ryan into the conversation and asks what he thinks, and Ryan said that he doesn't care who goes up.

• • Natalie got wind of the conversation and went and told Adam what they are up to. Adam thinks that James is trying to stir the pot before he leaves. (But 99% of this seems to be Sharon's doing, not James.)

• • Everyone is off to bed.

• • It's morning time! James is skinny dipping in the pool. Adam is telling Natalie that her breath stinks.

• • James just drove one of the remote control trucks into the water, and Adam fished it out with the net.

• • Ryan said that the Diary Room staff are trying to convince him not to use the PoV.

• • PoV ceremony was held, Ryan took Shelia off the block, and Adam replaced the nomination with James.

• • James asks Adam if it's OK if he goes off on Natalie before he leaves, Adam says it's OK, but to leave Shelia alone.

• • James asks Shelia if she'll go skinny dipping with him tonight, and she says "sure," then tries to back out.

• • Now James is explaining why he's so mad at Natalie, it's because he and Natalie had a secret deal, and he's been hearing from everyone that Natalie is trashing him behind his back, that he's not evil, he won't go into the abortions or religion, but he will go off on her.

• • James says he's been slacking and needs to get more nudity in the house.

• • Sharon has only 80 pages left to read in the Bible.

• • James tells Adam that Adam better beat Natalie in the game.

• • Ryan tells Adam that he doesn't believe that he can trust Natalie, that he doesn't believe Natalie when she says that she didn't strike a deal with James. Ryan and Adam agree that the best final three would be both of them and Shelia.

• • Ryan is building a ramp for the remote controlled trucks.

• • In a private conversation Natalie tells Shelia that the reason James tried to latch on to her is because she's the strongest player. Shelia let out a little huff, but didn't reply.

• • Adam tries to make a deal with James, but James tells him no! That he's accepted the fact that he's going to be evicted, and he's ok with it - he is filling Adam with personal knowledge of the rest of the houseguests.

• • Adam told James that Shelia is afraid to win anything, as she doesn't want to be seen as a threat.

• • James is alone in the bedroom singing about how this is an amazing experience and starts moving furniture around, then his song goes to how much these people suck, they really suck bad.

• • Shelia tells Sharon and Natalie that she doesn't believe that Alex tried anything with Amanda, and that whole feeling her up thing was a lie, Shelia thinks Amanda was trying to get Shelia not to like Alex.

• • In the sauna room, Shelia is yelling to James that she should have aligned with him, because they are both evildoers. James says too little too late, but tries to get Shelia to talk to Ryan and see if Ryan will evict Sharon, and Shelia said that she'll talk to Ryan and see what can be done. (Adam is witness to the conversation.) James says he doesn't want Natalie to win the money. James wants to stay in the house another week to get Natalie out, because she's their biggest threat and he doesn't feel that Sharon can get Natalie out. Sharon walks in, but didn't hear any of it.

• • Shelia and Adam are talking alone, Shelia asks if he has a girlfriend outside of the house, and he says there's a girl who really likes him, but he doesn't want to settle down soon.

• • Shelia tells Sharon that James was campaigning earlier, but tells Sharon not to worry, that Natalie and Ryan will vote James out.

• • Sharon knows she's next on the pecking order to be evicted.

April 7 Spoilers

• • Sharon, Adam, and Ryan are planning a pool party for later today.

• • Everyone is heading to bed, and James jumps in bed with Sharon, wanting to know the most intense thing that has ever happened to her. Turns out she was in a bad car wreck in October and almost died. James said his was a high speed motorcycle chase with him hitting a palm tree and running to the ocean and almost drowning. Sharon says that he wins. James went back to his own bed after telling Sharon "good night kiddo."

• • Everyone sleeping.

• • Ryan's up and making fun of Shelia telling her that her hair always looks bad.

• • Everyone is now up, as they are on outside lockdown. Shelia says that she's addicted to Tylenol PM as it helped her sleep as her ex snored.

• • They are now on inside lockdown.

• • Shelia is getting annoyed that Adam is telling Natalie everything that Shelia tells him.

• • Sharon thinks this week is going to be a fast forward (that's what she's calling a double eviction.)

• • Natalie tells Shelia and Sharon is ready for James to stir the pot more before he leaves this week, and that just because she has fake boobs and blonde highlights doesn't mean she's stupid. God is talking to her. Natalie then quietly tells Shelia and Sharon that they boys think that if she wins Hoh again that Natalie will nominate the girls, and she told them that she's going to let them think that. Shelia starts to cry as Natalie tells her that the boys won't take her to the final three because she's a bad player.

• • The girls all wish Matt a happy birthday!

• • Shelia wants doggy day care centers at all workplaces that way people could visit their pets during breaks.

• • Ryan tells Adam about the girls scheming, and getting worked up blaming everything on James.

• • Lockdown over, Adam is yelling at Natalie asking what they are saying out there, and Natalie totally lies and says that Shelia wants the girls to form an alliance, and that he can't trust Sharon, she tells James everything.

• • Shelia and Sharon are in the hot tub, and Shelia asks Sharon if she trusts Natalie 100%, and Sharon answers no.

• • James is going to pick on Natalie all day tomorrow, makes hints that she may get the flour treatment, and plans on keeping her up all night Tuesday night so she won't do well in the Hoh competition. Shelia laughs and thanks him. He goes on to say that if Natalie had a d*&k he would hit her, but he can only give her a high 5, because he won't hit a woman.

• • Ryan is up from his nap, heads upstairs to confront Adam about him telling Natalie everything, and that they are "oiled" and this will cost them the game. Adam says not to worry, he's got Shelia in the bag. Adam says that he will make out with Shelia, do damage control, whatever it takes. (They think either James overheard their plans, or guess to what they where up to based on what James would do if he were stuck in their position.)

• • Shelia tells Adam that she's got Sharon in the bag, and that Natalie is the biggest threat as she's lying to the guys and the girls. Adam says that James doesn't want anyone to win but Sharon. (The only comment I've heard about who James wants to win is Shelia.)

• • James wants to play rock, paper, scissors to decide who stays in the house. Sharon won.

• • James is telling Sharon to be careful of Shelia, that Shelia is going back and telling her group everything that Sharon says. Sharon says that she knows, and that she's using it to her advantage.

• • Ryan and James are playing chess, James is trying to get Ryan's vote. Ryan says he's undecided, but he'll probably still vote James out.

• • After the game, Ryan goes to the Hoh with Adam and tells him that there's no way he'll keep James. Sharon comes up to vent about Natalie calling her the mole, and thinks Natalie is making everything up.

April 8 Spoilers

• • Sharon and Ryan meet for a last minute vent. Sharon is getting even more mad at Natalie, admits that she threw the disco ball Hoh, and will win this week and backdoor Natalie. Ryan says that he likes it when she's all fired up.

• • Everyone is in bed, but James can't sleep. He's up in his underwear cooking, playing golf, singing, playing with the remote controlled trucks in the backyard. He's now cleaning the grill and making hamburgers...lol After he eats he goes into the bathroom and is talking to himself very quietly, picks his nose and eats it, then goes back to bed.

• • Ryan has stopped snoring long enough to start talking in his sleep.

• • Everyone's getting up, but Ryan just blew his nose into a towel. He's still under the doctors care for his neck, and has been given special exercises to do to help it.

• • Natalie says that she'll break the Big Brother record for being the first one to never go on slop (or PB&J's).

• • Everyone is taking showers, putting on make-up, and getting ready for the day.

• • Natalie and Ryan agree that they are going to mess with Shelia all day long.

• • Sharon and Ryan agree that Natalie needs to be evicted. (Lots of agreeing going on today!)

• • Natalie tells Shelia that she had a bad dream about Adam's uncircumcised penis.

• • James is walking around in his underwear and a sweatshirt. He just put a bag of flour under his shirt and head him into his suitcase on the dresser. Big Brother called him into the Diary Room and told him that out of respect for the house, he needs to put pants on.

• • Ryan tells Shelia that she needs to stop campaigning all the time, Shelia said she wasn't campaigning, they were talking about feminine products.

• • James walks out to the backyard, gets fully undressed, and lays down next to Natalie to get a tan. Big Brother asked him to put his microphone back on. Natalie is lying there saying "God help me".

• • James scoots over closer to Natalie, and she squeals "get it away! I'm too close to penis!" He tells everyone that he is going to masturbate, and Adam tells Shelia to start talking dirty to Adam. Shelia hollers "no bueno!" Feeds keep dropping off! Natalie tells James "no wonder people don't like you, you're a d*&k hole." James says "you're still gaining weight." He says to blow him, and she says not after Chelsia's skanky was there, and James agrees that Chelsia stunk, and calls her a Klingon hooker from Vegas. (Sharon is lying next to James laughing during all of this.)

• • In the kitchen, Natalie tells Shelia and Ryan that it doesn't bother her when James makes fun of her for her weight. Natalie also says that he's a sore looser and that what he is doing is sexual harassment.

• • James came out of the bedroom dressed, but he's stripping again. Big Brother told him that he can't touch his penis to anyone or masturbate in public, it has to happen in private.

• • Natalie is giving Ryan carb 101 lessons, trying to explain the difference between good and bad carbohydrates.

• • Ryan, Adam, and Natalie are reading the label on the dental dams and laughing.

• • Natalie is telling Adam of the many inspirational passages in the Bible.

• • Adam suggest to Ryan that if he wins Hoh he should nominate Sharon and Natalie, with Shelia as the replacement. They start laughing when one said "what if Shelia wins?" Then Ryan says that she is good at golf. Ryan doesn't trust any of those b*&ches. Adam thinks that Shelia will throw the Hoh competition because she thinks the guys and the girls both have her back.

• • House is very quiet. Adam is reading the Bible alone. James asks Adam if he'll share a cigarette, Adam has only 37 left.

• • Information TV Guide is now listing the show through April 20, not April 13 as it was last week. (And has been for weeks and weeks and weeks.)

• • Ryan has agreed to throw the Hoh to Sharon with the agreement that Natalie will be nominated.

• • Shelia is in the Hoh room with Adam, and tells him that she has total control over Sharon.

• • Lots of chess games, boring afternoon in the house!

• • Shelia is back up in the Hoh telling Adam that she wants them to be final two, that he would loose against Ryan, and she's OK with coming in second place for $50,000. She says that they have had the hardest time here, from sleeping on the floor, to slop, to being the first ones that everyone wanted evicted. James comes in, and Shelia tells him that she thinks Sharon will won Hoh this week, and James replies with "well why don't you vote her out then." Shelia responds that James will win the votes from the sequester house.

• • Shelia and James are talking about the night that Natalie gave birth to a basketball to show everyone her acting skills, and how she was crying that night. James feels the year of Natalie's life that she wont talk about she may have been on meth, and that would explain her close relationship with God, because people only find God after battles with sex, drugs, or alcohol.

• • Natalie is putting Nair on Ryan's back, and just gave him a haircut. Sharon is packing her bags.

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