Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Quotes
- TheSimpsonsQuotes.com: Apu Quotes
- "Mr.Simpson, a Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Mounds is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!"
- "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know."
- "Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!"
- "Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!"
- Homer: "No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz."
- Apu: "Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again."
- "Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella!"
- Google Video: Apu's Kwik-E-Mart Song
- IMDb: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Quotes
- Interviewer: "Apu, there are rumors that you are a Hindu. Is this true?"
- Apu: "By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie."
- Bart: "Hey, Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it!"
- Apu: "Ooh, a head bag. Those are chock full of... heady goodness."
- "Oh! I feel like I'm floating on a river of corpses."
- Apu: "The aspirin is $24.95."
- Marge: "$24.95?"
- Apu: "I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle."
- "Even though my religion strictly forbids military service, what the hey."
- "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in Hell!"
- GotWavs.com: Apu Quotes Wavs & MP3s
- "Please do not offer my god a peanut"
- "I won't lie to you... in this job, you WILL be shot at..."
- "It is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my God... but OK!"
- Fan Site: Apu Quotes
- "Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor."
- "If you survive, please come again!"
- "Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat."
- "Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead. How I've missed you!"
- "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie."
- "You ducks are really trying my patience...but you're sooo cute!"