The 40 Year Old Virgin is a comedy film release in 2005. The story Andy Stitzer (Carell), a 40 year-old mild mannered man who leads a somewhat lonely and boring life working in an electronics store. After it is revealed to his co-workers that he is still a virgin they decide to help Andy find a woman to sleep with. The film received positive reviews from reputable critics, including Robert Ebert and Richard Roeper who gave it two thumbs up.

• Steve Carrell as Andy Stitzer
• Catherine Keener as Trish Piedmont
• Paul Rudd as David
• Romany Malco as Jay
• Seth Rogen as Cal

• • Source: IMDb - The 40 Year Old Virgin - Memorable quotes

• Andy Stitzer: Wow, this place is crowded.
• David: Yeah, well you know, nine dollar beer night.

• David: You know how I know you're gay?
• Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
• David: Because you macraméd yourself a pair of jean shorts.
• Cal: You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
• David: You know how I know that you're gay?
• Cal: How? Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?
• David: You know how I know you're gay?
• Cal: How?
• David: You like Coldplay.

• Cal: I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?

• Andy Stitzer: She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

• Andy Stitzer: This doesn't feel right.
• Jay: Of course it don't feel right! What has felt right for you doesn't work! You need to try some wrong, dawg.

• Cal: I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh I'm a gay guy now".

• Andy Stitzer: You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!

• Jay: All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."

• Andy Stitzer: That girl was a ho... for sho.

• David: I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.

• Andy Stitzer: Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?
• Health Clinic Counselor: Is that a serious question?
• Andy Stitzer: No, it wasn't.

• Andy Stitzer: How many pots have you smoken?

• Andy Stitzer: There's something wrong with her underwear.
• Cal: Yeah. They're not in my mouth.

• Andy Stitzer: I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much.
• David: What, masturbate?
• Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
• David: Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here. Are you kidding me?

• Andy Stitzer: I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm puttin' my bike in it!

• David: Did you just flick me in the balls?
• Cal: No. I flicked you in the fleshy patch where your balls used to be.

• Beth: I'd like to introduce you to my friend.
• Andy Stitzer: Your friend is so shiny.

• Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.
• David: There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?
• Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
• David: Well, this is... It's called School of... You know...

• Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
• Cal: No. Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life?

• Jay: Dude, it's not a big deal that you like to f#%k guys. I'm cool, I got friends who f#%k guys... in jail.

• Cal: You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta f#%k the plant.

• Andy Stitzer: Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses?

• Andy Stitzer: Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy.

• Cal: Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called Liar Liar and the message was, don't lie. And that was a smart movie.